Bloated Kerry Katona cycles to get fit..then she stops for fag

y Simon Ward, 05/07/2009
PORKY Kerry Katona tries to shed the pounds on a bike ride - then recycles her bad old habits with a crafty cigarette break.

At first Kerry, 28, demonstrated real wheel-power on a long mountain bike ride with hubby Mark Croft in Warrington, Cheshire. A source said: "Kerry saw photos of herself looking humungous and is determined to lose that weight."

We showed last month how the mum-of-four had swelled from the svelte size 8 she achieved with £15,000-worth of liposuction to a 12-stone size 16. On a Spanish holiday she was eating 3,704 calories in one lunchtime sitting.

"She ballooned back to her old size," our source added. "And now she can't look in the mirror, she finds it traumatising.

"Mark pledged to help her and these rides are the first step of her new regime - she can't give up fags though, it's a problem.

"But Kerry is going to curb her eating and start living healthily again."

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I just figured out why Iceland are still using this awful woman as their spokesperson. They are introducing a new range of products. Instead of Fish fingers and Cod steaks they are going to use whale meat instead.

By Lorna Wanstall. Posted July 7 2009 at 9:45 AM.

i think the mitchelin man would like kerry, there both the same size, and have about the same amount of rings.

By karl. Posted July 6 2009 at 6:59 PM.

Well honestly this girl doesn't see a problem with her husband the two of them are well able for one another, im not a huge kerry fan but if she's happy well then thats all that matters, imagine living your life under camera's were every inch of your life was being scrutinized, i dont know how she does it to be honest with you cause i'd really hate it so the moral of all this is Fame and Money doesn't Bring you Happiness

By Gemma. Posted July 6 2009 at 11:25 AM.

leave he alone she doing no harm and as for her putting on a few pounds so what? Only thing she needs to do i kick her ponce of a boyfriend into touch.

By tom birchall. Posted July 5 2009 at 10:08 PM.

forget giving this hippo media space, no talent, no brain, nothing......... nothing but chav....... un-believable!!

By fifi. Posted July 5 2009 at 7:58 PM.

15k for lipo - what was the point?

By Tamsin. Posted July 5 2009 at 7:10 PM.


By KATHY. Posted July 5 2009 at 6:25 PM.

i think kerry is lovely and bad mouth people should stay out of her life because she has no time for people like you so sort your own lives out instead of interfearing in other peoples lives you saddos

By mandy. Posted July 5 2009 at 6:21 PM.

End of the day no ones pefect and its allright 4 the public to bring kerry down but we dont know what goes off behind closed door in peoples homes in england cause i can be 100% sure thre are a lot worst. end of the day shes a mum who tries her best and her kids are loved and thats all that matters. past the past u cant turn back the clock your a longtie in the grave yard

By sam. Posted July 5 2009 at 6:15 PM.

I used to feel quite sorry for her, but have now realised that she actually brings it all on upon herself. I am tired of reading about her car crash life!! She is a disgrace to all good mothers!!

By LC. Posted July 5 2009 at 6:11 PM.

I think the way this person carrys on is a total discrace. Why put those poor children through all this. At first i felt sorry for her but not anymore and what annoys me even more is the fact that the two older girls father has not stepped in must be busy with delta if they were my kids i would have put a stop to it a long time ago...
Cop on kerry before its to late you will only have ur self to blame.......................................................................

By anne. Posted July 5 2009 at 4:20 PM.

I cannot believe Iceland think she represents a normal modern day Mum!! (That was from the Iceland itself)!!

By So Sick of Kerry. Posted July 5 2009 at 4:04 PM.

Once again I find myself highly annoyed and frustrated that this ugly, talentless pig is deemed to be news-worthy. For God's sake why do we ever have to hear about so-called celebs who are purely sub-human and completely pointless individuals. Kerry katona epitomises all that is wrong in this country and I hate her for it. I couldn't give a toss if she wins the Tour de France let alone rides her bike round the streets. With any luck she'll take a wrong turn down a one way street and get flattened by an Iceland truck. That WOULD be worth printing.

By Jeremy Over. Posted July 5 2009 at 3:49 PM.

please stop giving this idiot publicity,im soooooo sick of hearing about her! what exactly is she famous for now,eating free food she gets from iceland thats all,end of!!!!!

By sheila. Posted July 5 2009 at 3:38 PM.

there is nothing wrong with carrying a bit of weight, especially after 4 kids but what upsets everyone is her p*ss poor attitude. she is loud, a poor mother to her kids and that loser she is married to drags her down and sponges of her. you can be a bit bigger and look great in clothes and losing weight has done nothing for fern britton except age her badly.

By mand. Posted July 5 2009 at 11:50 AM.

It beggars belief that people think this woman deserves to have her children taken from her. Since when did being a bit of a grotbag become a reason to remove children? Are the children neglected? Are they starved? Beaten perhaps? No, but this woman gets the same hate directed at her that a child abuser would.
Those of you who bother to gather the facts before casting aspersions will know that Kerry took a drugs test which was published in a magazine for the world to see - negative for all substances. But still she gets no peace.
She's a chav and she's certainly undeserving of any media attention whatsoever but she also doesn't deserve the hatred and muck spreading she has fallen victim too. Pack mentality of the british public rears it's ugly head once more.

By KK. Posted July 5 2009 at 2:12 PM.

she is vile and to those who have said she is good looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are u mad or blind, she is a minger and i get so angry she is still in the press

By ella. Posted July 5 2009 at 2:11 PM.

Cheers NOTW, I just threw up my breakfast!

By RedLee58. Posted July 5 2009 at 12:08 PM.

Whats always surprised me is the fact she still has her children. Where are social services?

By Jonathan. Posted July 5 2009 at 12:37 PM.

'Atomic Kitten' my axxe....more like 'Mammoth Fat Cat' !!!

By John Lynch. Posted July 5 2009 at 9:52 AM.

This is what happens when you gorge on drink and drunks...... this girl is a mess and should stay at home looking after her poor kids for once.....i feel so sorry for them and can just imagine the damage she is doing to them... why social services has not yet stepped in I,ll never know. She and her kind are definatly what is wrong witht this country today!!

By june may . Posted July 5 2009 at 10:33 AM.

Why is this person newsworthy?? She is a former has-been and is a very poor representative of this country.

By Mich. Posted July 5 2009 at 11:09 AM.

'Looks common'?? She IS common! Haha @ 'face of primark' remark, hilarious. :)

By jade fandango. Posted July 5 2009 at 11:10 AM.

leave her alone she happy moment. she very pretty girl she happy her family and her kids. leave her alone

By tracy . Posted July 5 2009 at 10:40 AM.

She looks so common with that fag in her mouth. Stop smoking Kerry you are going to get loads lines round your mouth. I gave up 4 years ago using Bioresonace therapy but wish I had done it years ago before the lines took hold!!- Bioresonance therapy was fantastic. I had no cravings or withdrawal symptoms and used a company called Stop Smoking in UK

By carol. Posted July 5 2009 at 9:56 AM.

She should be the new face of Primark.

By Jimmy B. Posted July 5 2009 at 9:27 AM.

The queen of chavs is a talentless mess! This thing shows what is wrong with Britain today, if this is what girls look up to in this country! Just take a look at the chav and chavettes posing here! RIP ous once proud nation!

By Glenn. Posted July 5 2009 at 9:11 AM.

she is a good looking girl!!!!! leave her ones perfect

By stacey. Posted July 5 2009 at 8:45 AM.

GLANDS?!!!!! You mean CHIPS!

By the Cat's Mother. Posted July 5 2009 at 8:32 AM.

describing this person as a celebrity tells us a lot about the world we live in

By hugh glenn. Posted July 5 2009 at 8:10 AM.

why are her children never with her? i have 2 kids, and they are ALWAYS by my side.

By grow_up_kerry. Posted July 5 2009 at 8:08 AM.

Some people can't help getting a bit overweight, it's in the glands. Leave her alone, she's always nice to others.

By Marlene. Posted July 5 2009 at 7:08 AM.

So she has put on a bit of weight - but she's still a very good looking girl.

By Paul. Posted July 5 2009 at 7:04 AM.

Vile trailer trash.She needs to get rid of that disgusting leech of a husband and concentrate on being a proper mother. Its those 4 children I feel sorry for!

By Joanne. Posted July 5 2009 at 6:28 AM.

I will be hoping to sing with kerry on the xfactor live shows come the autum. Leave her alone you rotten lot she has more talent then any of you. Adam Marks.

By Adam Marks. Posted July 5 2009 at 12:29 AM.

Can someone remind me what she's famous for, except being trailer trash!

By Kelly. Posted July 4 2009 at 11:42 PM.

She is disgusting.

I can't believe how much she lets herself go!

By Alex. Posted July 4 2009 at 11:17 PM.
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